SOUTHWEST OHIO'S NEWEST

GAY BAR!

Christopher's

Lounge

OPEN MON. SAT. 8:00 P.M. 2:30 A.M.

"WHERE CINCINNATI AND DAYTON MEET TO PARTY."

HOT BARTENDERS

GREAT DANCE FLOOR

GENEROUS DRINKS

AND A WHOLE NEW ATMOSPHERE!

13 OLD ST. MONROE, OHIO 513/539-9381 (1 Mile West of I-75 on Rt. 63 Monroe Exit)

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Bewildered Michael Jackson, who remodels his face with each new issue of Architectural Digest cannot understand

why his mother won't take his advise to transform herself into the image of Elizabeth Taylor. Besides requesting her to slim down her somewhat plum posterior, he recommends a little resculpturing. "That's a switch," says Michael's mommy, since until recently he never made a move without first consulting her.

On tour in Japan however, Jackson seems the worse for wear, and he reveals (in a People Magazine exclusive), a handwritten plea for understanding... "But have mercy, for I've been bleeding a long time now." Have Mercy?, that's what I say too! KWICKIES:

...Angie Dickinson and Julio Iglesias are an item once again, and bell may be ringing.

...Bruce Willis gets a big fan NO! from girlie-friend Demmi Moore, who says "No date. No engagement."

...Beverly Hills Cop Eddie Murphy brushed with the real BHPD when he refused to pay a $1.50 parking fee.

...Muhammad Ali is the latest pusher, with his Champ'Gourmet Chocolate Chip Cookies, hawked recently at the Miami Beach festival. I think he lost his cookies a long time ago.

MOVIE BEST BETS:

...See Fatal Attraction, and you'll never trick-or-trick again. Michael Douglas and Glenn Close have a deadly affinity for adultery. Fabulous!

...Robin Wright finds her prince charming as the Princess Bride, or should that be Prince Gorgeous?? Cary Elwes plays her pirated servant, and their lovely love scenes steamed my contacts! Rob Reiner (remember Meathead?) directed a fairytale delight here, supported by Billy Crystal and Carol Kane.

NEW LOOKS:

...Ubdoubtedly the best is Beauty And The Beast, a FOX Broadcasting offering. It provides an interesting twist on a classic tale and it's all in the eye of the beholder!

...Hooperman, starring John Ritter, is off to a good start, expecially with a gay co-cop cutie (whose name escapes me)

Julio Iglesias, every thirty seconds, one of this songs is heard somewhere in the world.

and a precocious pup.

...Once A Hero -Never a hero! Cancelled after just two episodes. ...Full House is full of it! To bad for doll-face John Stamos.

...Slap Maxwell, I think I will! ...Thirty Something, the baby boomers go boom!

...A Different World, with Cosby's Lisa Bonet is different, but where in the world is it?

...Finally, new on video-cassette, Lisa Bonet does her voodoo much better in Angel Heart, the original uncut version ...if you like 'em uncut!!

Well, enought trash for now. There'll be plenty more next time!

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